ah, i love working at the embesy

Rob: good morning everyone! did ya'll sleep well?
Tom: take it and stick it up you @&&.
Tom: no just kidding, but i was waititng this morning for an hour or so for a cab so i'm a little grouchy
R: thats ruff, i had a taxi waiting for me, but i didnt need one, the guy came an hour late to pick up the guy downstairs, and got all mad when neither i nor my mother wanted a cab...
T: yeh well good luck trying to get one next time
R: thats why momy has a car...
T: ...well if the car ever breaks down....
R: then god gave me feet with little wings on them so i can run between the stars
T: you need to share the crack my friend or whatever it is that you are using
R: oh, thats easy, its called being me for a day, run around naked and pretend you dont care in the hopes that maybe a girl will think, hey if he is naked, maybe i should be too...
then when your theory dosnt pan out, you start speaking giberish and making totaly incorrect refrences to greek gods for absolutly no reason
you also start answering simple e-mails with srangly long and non-coherent discources.
T: hmm but in doing so as you you say then i would be you but if i also have had these same tendencies wouldn't that in fact make it so that you were I and I were me?
R: in a sence, but rather the you that is you would mold and become the i witch is myself. in doing so you would no longer be you, but you would not be myself
T: I see so therefore neither you would be ior and neither i would be you but in essence and in fact as well on many different and intersecitng yet completely parallel planes we would in fact not be yet be one
R: i could not have said it better myself...
but you forgot even though we are us to ourselves. in the eyes of others we no longer are i nor you but rather we become the self witch is then precieved by the other witch is not myself
how am i not myself?
T: How am i not myself which is also myself but in being that self is a complete and total otherself, if you will. Anf thus willing as through force of will all things can be accomplished can it not be done that through the force of will that the self , otherself, and mulit self be seperated and made into three seperate distinct and completely self sufficent beings, well self sufficent in all ways except that they must accept that they are all of one and at any time giving that the will of that one is gone they will cease to exist
R: hmmm, i think perhaps rather the selfes are not self sufficient, rather, they are seperate but one, there is the self that is, the self that percieves itself, and the self percieved by all others
(olson if your reading this, i hope you picked up that i stole that one from eva)
T: but all self will contain all three they will all be, they will all percieve of themselves and will all be percieved. so in this way they are all interconnected yet also seperate
R: so fundimentaly all things are interconected, my self your self and the tables self are all the same selff precieving being percieved and just plain being...

ahh i loe starting the day with abstract and nearly nonsensicle philosophy